"I’m having trouble dealing with society."
"What aspect of society?"
"The whole thing."
One time I was driving with my mom and the conversation went from ‘hot dogs’ to ‘using human anal sphincters as hair scrunchies’ really fast.
owls are fucking outside
not like ‘there are fucking owls outside’
but like owls, outside, are fgucking
and it sounds like one owl is saying who who over and over while another owl laughs manaically
which is pretty fucking awesome, tbh